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 HR = HIGH RISK

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تاريخ التسجيل : 15/12/2009
العمر : 27

مُساهمةموضوع: HR = HIGH RISK   الإثنين ديسمبر 21, 2009 12:31 pm

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase and that the Company is not doing any thing about it.
So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning


after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his problem. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:-8 am to 4 pm i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours ?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that
are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.



Moral : NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!



HR = HIGH RISK



And in the employee's opinion.....

H = 7ASBY ALLAH WA NE3MA EL WAKEEL

R = RABENA YA7'ODOKO

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تاريخ التسجيل : 16/12/2009
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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: HR = HIGH RISK   الثلاثاء ديسمبر 22, 2009 7:25 pm

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